Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Saying
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Celebrity
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Motivational Author: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
Love is friendship set on fire.
Motivational Author: Jeremy Taylor
Type: Wealth
Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
Motivational Author:
Type: Attitude
A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.
Motivational Author:
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Motivational Author: Frank Sullivan
Type: Sports
Winners dont wait for chances, they take them.
Motivational Author:
Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Motivational Author: Tony Jeary
Type: Self Discipline
Success comes when people turn what they've learned into the daily habits that breed success.
Motivational Author: Tony Jeary
Type: Success
Success comes oftener through right attitude than great ability. Several companies were going under through lack of money. They hired consultants who points out theirs problem was not a money problem, but an idea problem. New ideas saved them.
Motivational Author:
Type: Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Motivational Author: Bob Hope
Type: Wisdoms
A man's brain has a more difficult time shifting from thinking to feeling than a women's brain does.
Motivational Author: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Family
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife. Ditto for wife’s husband.
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Type: Friendship
friends are like the chocolate chips on the cookies of life, makes it more delicious
Motivational Author: unknown