Type: Funny Quotes
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quotes By: Dave Barry
Type: Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quotes By: Dick Cavett
Type: Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quotes By: George Burns
Type: Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quotes By: Gracie Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quotes By: Jack Benny
Type: Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quotes By: Sam Levenson
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quotes By: e. e. cummings
Type: Love
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Relationship
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Motivational Author: Salvador Dali
Type: Self Confidence
There is nothing more exhilarating than being shot at and missed.
Motivational Author: Winston Churchill
Type: Attitude
There is nothing more dreadful than the habit of doubt. Doubt separates people. It is a poison that disintegrates friendships and breaks up pleasant relations. It is a thorn that irritates and hurts; it is a sword that kills.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Attitude
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations.
Motivational Author: D. Elton Trueblood
Type: Attitude
There is no tally sheet in the exchange of small kindnesses; but there is shared memory and, from each person, the assurances of good things to come.
Motivational Author: Lady Borton
Type: Famous Saying
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Motivational Author: Ken Olson
Type: Attitude
There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being - to help someone succeed
Motivational Author: Alan Loy Mcginnis
Type: Living
There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
Motivational Author: George Santayana
Type: Love
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
Motivational Author: Mother Teresa
Type: Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Motivational Author: Carolyn
Type: Living
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Motivational Author: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Success
Money is kind of a base subject. Like water, food, air and housing, it affects everything yet for some reason the world of academics thinks it's a subject below their social standing.
Motivational Author: Robert Kiyosaki