Type: Funny Saying
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Humor
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Quotes
So little time and so little to do.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Famous Saying
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Saying
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Humor
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Saying
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Celebrity
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.
Motivational Author: Rimmer - Red Dwarf
Type: Personality
Most of us would rather be ruined by praise than helped by criticism.
Motivational Author:
Type: Unknown
Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we may. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
Motivational Author: Unknown
Type: Living
Each of us is given a pocketful of time to spend however we want. We use what we will. We waste what we will. But we can never get back a day.
Motivational Author:
Type: Determination
Test of true courage: Do you always do what you should do, when it should be done, whether you feel like it or not?
Motivational Author:
Type: Attitude
Half of the world’s work is done by people who don’t feel good.
Motivational Author:
Type: Relationship
Test of right and wrong: Does it do the greatest good to the greatest number?
Motivational Author:
Type: Success
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.
Motivational Author: Thomas Edison
Type: Attitude
Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces,
I would still plant my apple tree.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther
Type: Funny Quotes
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Motivational Author: Woody Allen
Type: Financial
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
Motivational Author: Henry Ford
Type: Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Motivational Author: Calvin
Type: Attitude
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are kind, but because you are.
Motivational Author: Unknown