Type: Humor
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
I'm trapped beneath my own secrets. I have the key to get out, but I don't know how to use it yet...
Motivational Author: Madison
Type: Entrepreneurism
This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.
Motivational Author: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Relationship
Never answer and angry word with an angry word. It’s always the second remark that starts the trouble.
Motivational Author:
Type: Love
If u wanna know If u really someone... Look at urself 50 years from now, when ur looks fade away & ur hair is grey. Do u still see urself with that person?
Motivational Author: Siro
Type: Love
If u wanna know If u love really someone... Look at urself 50 years from now, when ur looks fade away & ur hair is grey. Do u still see urself with that person?
Motivational Author: Siro
Type: Love
If u wanna know If u really love someone... Look at urself 50 years from now, when ur looks fade away & ur hair is grey. Do u still see urself with that person?
Motivational Author: Sarah N
Type: Attitude
All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.
Motivational Author: Anatole France
Type: Wealth
Good management goes further than good income. With thrift little is enough. Without thrift much is not.
Motivational Author:
Type: Success
'You can't always get what you want' makes a great song lyric, but it's a terrible motto for life.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
A man who intensely desires the world will surely lose his precious soul, but a man who seeks the Lord and His Word, his blessed soul will be satisfied forever.
Motivational Author: Jose B. Cabajar
Type: Attitude
That man is richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Motivational Author:
Type: Attitude
If a man can write a better book, preach a better sermon, or make a better mousetrap, than his neighbor, though he build his house in the woods, the world will make a beaten path to his door.
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Success
They can because they think they can.
Motivational Author: Virgil