Type: Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quotes By: Ben Shahn
Type: Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quotes By: John Ciardi
Type: Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quotes By: Adolf Hitler
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quotes By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quotes By: Denis Leary
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quotes By: Noel Coward
Type: Compassion
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Motivational Author: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Attitude
Nothing is so strong as gentleness,
and nothing is so gentle as true strength.
Motivational Author: Ralph Sockman
Type: Self Improvement
Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
Motivational Author:
Type: Happiness
Helping is holier than praying. True religion is harder on our hands and feet, than on our knees and trousers.
Motivational Author:
Type: Living
Loafing is harder than working. Ask the man who tried both. The heaviest burden is to have nothing to do. We get most tired standing still.
Motivational Author:
Type: Attitude
Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Proverbs
Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
Motivational Author:
Type: Dreams
Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
Motivational Author: Azie Taylor Morton
Type: Success
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Motivational Author: Dale Carnegie
Type: Goals
Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.
Motivational Author:
Type: Success
Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Thousands with talent are drifters. Genius will not. Un rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence alone solves all the world’s big problems.
Motivational Author:
Type: Success
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Motivational Author: W.W. Ziege