Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quotes By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quotes By: Denis Leary
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quotes By: Noel Coward
Type: Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quotes By: Kevin Gildea
Type: Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quotes By: Mick Miller
Type: Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quotes By: Ed Gardner
Type: Entrepreneurism
Learning only from our own experience is like learning the traffic rules by accident.
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Type: Career
Thinking is the highest faculty of the human mind – the key to all progress.
Motivational Author: Albert Schweizer
Type: Creativity
Thinking is creative. Think of your tasks as easy; that will make them easy.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Speaking ill of others is cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves.
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Type: Self Improvement
A strong conviction that a thing can be done conditions the mind – impels it to think to find a way to do it.
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Type: Career
A strong conviction spurs the mind to think up ways to get the thing done.
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Type: Attitude
Quitting a resolution is like letting fall a ball of string. A single fall unwinds many turns that must be rewound.
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Type: Responsibility
Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
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Type: Attitude
We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.
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Type: Attitude
We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
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Type: Love
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
Motivational Author: Mother Teresa
Type: Wisdoms
The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
Motivational Author: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Self Improvement
Never neglect the power of heroic words to generate strength and power. Daily repeat words of power, strength, courage, self-confidence, success. Words set the tone of mind. They dictate our thoughts, our acts, our attitudes, and our habits – lives and fortunes.
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