Type: Funny Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Famous Saying
My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Funny Saying
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Celebrity
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Humor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Humor
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Funny Quotes
I can resist anything but temptation.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Famous Saying
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Funny Saying
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Celebrity
To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Humor
One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Funny Quotes
I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Family
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Motivational Author: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
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Type: Proverbs
Reading wise tips creates a vision of great new life.
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Type: Financial
Failing to distinguish between needs and wants keeps many people poor. Think.
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Type: Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Motivational Author: Aesop
Type: Living
A thing that has no value does not exist.
Motivational Author: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Attitude
Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
Motivational Author: Dale Carnegie
Type: Love
Missing someone gets easier everday. Because, even though it is on day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will
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Type: Compassion
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Motivational Author: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Attitude
Nothing is so strong as gentleness,
and nothing is so gentle as true strength.
Motivational Author: Ralph Sockman
Type: Self Improvement
Nothing is more precious than time – nor less valued. It’s richest treasure. Invest it profitably.
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Type: Happiness
Helping is holier than praying. True religion is harder on our hands and feet, than on our knees and trousers.
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