Type: Humor
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Quotes
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Saying
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Humor
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Quotes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Famous Saying
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Living
Life doesn't have a specific definition, each individual give it their own definition & according to it he\she lives.
Motivational Author: Sarah
Type: Love
Love Does Not Mean having the one you love, it means you care for her welfare and concern even though you dun have her
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Type: Attitude
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself
Motivational Author: Leo Tolstoy
Type: Celebrity
Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.
Motivational Author: Mark Twain
Type: Success
Everybody has a powerful aid to success, riches, achievement: AUTO SUGGESTION.
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Type: Attitude
Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. You only need a heart full of grace. A soul generated by love.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Responsibility
The clock of life is wound but once, and no one has the power, To tell just when its hands will stop, at late or early hour, So do today that noble deed, pursue it with a will, Delay not till tomorrow, your hands may then be still.
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Type: Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Motivational Author: Frank Zappa
Type: Self Improvement
It’s nobler to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you won’t be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.
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Type: Self Confidence
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Motivational Author: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Love
In a job, as in love, faults are thick where love is thin.
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Type: Attitude
Just do what must be done. This may not be happiness, but it is greatness.
Motivational Author: George Bernard Shaw
Type: Living
Look to this day; for it is life, the very life of life! In its brief span lie all the opportunities of your existence, the bliss of growth, the glory of action, the splendor of adventure.
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