Type: Famous Saying
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Famous Saying
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Famous Saying
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Saying
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Celebrity
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Self Improvement
A strong conviction that a thing can be done conditions the mind – impels it to think to find a way to do it.
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Type: Career
A strong conviction spurs the mind to think up ways to get the thing done.
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Type: Attitude
Quitting a resolution is like letting fall a ball of string. A single fall unwinds many turns that must be rewound.
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Type: Responsibility
Everyone’s responsibility is to make the lost of his best talents.
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Type: Attitude
We’ll never do much good in the world as long as we wonder whether it will bring us any credit.
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Type: Attitude
We’re never as ridiculous by what we are as by what we pretend to be.
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Type: Love
Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.
Motivational Author: Mother Teresa
Type: Wisdoms
The General Strike has taught the working class more in four days than years of talking could have done.
Motivational Author: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Self Improvement
Never neglect the power of heroic words to generate strength and power. Daily repeat words of power, strength, courage, self-confidence, success. Words set the tone of mind. They dictate our thoughts, our acts, our attitudes, and our habits – lives and fortunes.
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Type: Friendship
Never neglect a stranger. He might become your friend – maybe your benefactor.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Motivational Author: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Sports
I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Motivational Author: Clint Sprague
Type: Unknown
The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
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