Motivational Quotes poster That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Type: Funny Quotes
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Quotes
There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Famous Saying
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Celebrity
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Funny Saying
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Personality
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
Motivational Author: Art Buchwald
Type: Compassion
I always have the feeling that I'm just another human being.
Motivational Author: Dalai Lama
Type: Goals
All days are shorts to a man who have a goal; long for aimless drifting.
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Type: Relationship
Train yourself to tolerate others’ opinions. It’s just as hard for them to tolerate yours.
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Type: Dreams
Plant your DREAMS and miracles will grow.........
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Funny Quotes
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
Motivational Author: Gallagher
Type: Financial
Can anyone remember when times were not hard and money was scare?
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Type: Growth
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.
Motivational Author: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Discipline
Yard by yard, all tasks are hard; inch by inch, they’re all cinch.
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Type: Success
Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
Motivational Author: Anthony Robbins
Type: Attitude
Hungry not only for bread -- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing -- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks -- but homeless because of rejection.
Motivational Author: Mother Teresa
Type: Determination
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
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Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Motivational Author: George Carlin
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