Motivational Quotes for teacher That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quotes By: Denis Leary
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quotes By: Noel Coward
Type: Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quotes By: Kevin Gildea
Type: Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Quotes By: Mick Miller
Type: Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quotes By: Ed Gardner
Type: Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Quotes By: Frank Zappa
Type: Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quotes By: Oliver Herford
Type: Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Quotes By: Terry Pratchett
Type: Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Quotes By: Hunter S. Thompson
Type: Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Quotes By: Hilliare Belloc
Type: Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Quotes By: Enoch Powell
Type: Success
In order to become good in anything, the only talent you need is motivation.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Self Confidence
Remember though, not eveythings going to be the way we want it to be. Not everyone is going to want to be our friend. That's not how life works. Alot of people like me and there are those who don't, but that's ok. It's more important to like your self and when you do friendship will come your way.
In Memory of Sandy and Jim Novotney
Motivational Author: Sandy Novotney
Type: Compassion
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Motivational Author: Seneca
Type: Growth
I prefer the errors of enthusiasm to the indifference of wisdom.
Motivational Author: Anatole France
Type: Funny Saying
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
Motivational Author: Oscar Wilde
Type: Attitude
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Motivational Author: Benjamin Franklin
Type: Success
A winner may not be more ambitious than a loser, but he’s ambitious longer.
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Type: Happiness
Laughter is the cheapest tonic and vacation. It stirs the blood, exercises the chest, stimulates the nerves, chases grief, fear and wrath, wins friends, cures the blues, and gives all a cleansing rehabilitation.
Motivational Author: smiley
Type: Health
Laughter is the most healthful exertion.
Motivational Author: Christoph Wilhelm Hufeland
Type: Famous Saying
Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
Motivational Author: Benjamin Franklin
Type: Famous Saying
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
Motivational Author: Mark Twain
Type: Happiness
Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.
Motivational Author: Dale Carnegie
Type: Growth
We never grow old. We get old when we stop growing. Keeping useful keeps us youthful.
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