Type: Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quotes By: John Ciardi
Type: Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quotes By: Adolf Hitler
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quotes By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quotes By: Denis Leary
Type: Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Quotes By: Noel Coward
Type: Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quotes By: Kevin Gildea
Type: Responsibility
Do not plan for ventures before finishing what's at hand.
Motivational Author: Euripides
Type: Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Motivational Author: dad
Type: Celebrity
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Motivational Author: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
Hating people is like burning your own house to get rid of a rat.
Motivational Author: Harry Fosdick
Type: Proverbs
Stupid people always think they are right. Wise people listen to advice.
Motivational Author:
Type: Dreams
Dreams pass in time
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Type: Success
A huge part of any real success is learning something new in the process.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Financial
If you owe the bank a hundred dollars, you've got a problem. If you owe the bank three trillion dollars, the bank's got a problem.
Motivational Author: BoingBoing
Type: Happiness
Do not overrate what you have received, nor envy others. He who envies others does not obtain peace of mind.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Relationship
Search others for their virtues, yourself for your faults.
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Type: Emotions
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
Motivational Author: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Living
People only see what they are prepared to see.
Motivational Author: Emerson
Type: Entrepreneurism
He has only half learned the art of reading who has not added to it the more refined art of skipping and skimming.
Motivational Author: Arthur James Balfour