Type: Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Quotes By: Billy Hughes
Type: Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Quotes By: Ben Shahn
Type: Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Quotes By: John Ciardi
Type: Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Quotes By: Adolf Hitler
Type: Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Quotes By: Frank Sullivan
Type: Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Quotes By: Luis Bunuel
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Quotes By: H.L. Mencken
Type: Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Quotes By: Denis Leary
Type: Attitude
Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.
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Type: Famous Saying
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Motivational Author: Francois-Auguste Rodin
Type: Family
The husband should be blind at times; the wife deaf; both dumb, most of the time.
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Type: Relationship
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Friendship
Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other.
Motivational Author: George MacDonald
Type: Proverbs
Tell us your phobias & we will tell you what you are afraid of.
Motivational Author: Robert Benchley
Type: Self Improvement
Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Motivational Author: George Burns
Type: Love
Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
Motivational Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Type: Love
Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
Motivational Author: Germaine De Stael
Type: Goals
Hope is the companion of power and the mother of success, For those of us who hope strongest have within us the gift of miracles.
Motivational Author: Sydney Bremer
Type: Attitude
What is the appropriate behavior for a man or a woman in the midst of this world, where each person is clinging to his piece of debris? What's the proper salutation between people as they pass each other in this flood?
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Success
Success starts with a dream, a thought; but that only a first step. Writing it down is the second step. Doing one specific thing to bring it about is the third step.
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