Type: Funny Saying
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Celebrity
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Humor
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Famous Saying
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Saying
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Celebrity
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Humor
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Funny Quotes
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Famous Saying
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Funny Saying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Celebrity
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Self Discipline
Repeat every morning: I can do all things through god who strengthens me.
Motivational Author:
Type: Compassion
Forget every evil or insult; remember every kindness.
Motivational Author:
Type: Funny Saying
No one ever went broke under-estimating the taste of the American public.
Motivational Author: Mark Twain
Type: Wealth
If you ever get a thought of quitting, first count your blessings. You’ll discover you have plenty. Your true wealth is what you have left when you lose all your material wealth.
Motivational Author:
Type: Self Improvement
No one ever finds time for self-improvement. Serious ones make time. They decide on priorities. Without priorities of time, no one reaches his potential.
Motivational Author:
Type: Success
No one ever fails. They just quit trying. Many of our greatest men tried and fail so often they decided to quit – but tried once more – and won.
Motivational Author:
Type: Attitude
Nobody Ever Drowned IN SWEAT
Motivational Author: Dan Foley
Type: Friendship
In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
Motivational Author: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Success
At the end of the day, both optimists and pessimists are always right.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Living
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
Motivational Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Attitude
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Motivational Author: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.
Motivational Author: Oscar Levant
Type: Success
If you don’t ask because you might be refused, you’ve already refused yourself.
Motivational Author: Nisandeh Neta