Type: Funny Quotes
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Quotes By: Dick Cavett
Type: Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Quotes By: Bob Hope
Type: Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Quotes By: George Burns
Type: Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quotes By: Gracie Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Quotes By: Jack Benny
Type: Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Quotes By: Sam Levenson
Type: Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Quotes By: e. e. cummings
Type: Love
You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Relationship
When you make a commitment to a relationship, you invest your attention and energy in it more profoundly because you now experience ownership of that relationship.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Attitude
What allows us, as human beings, to psychologically survive life on earth, with all of its pain, drama, and challenges, is a sense of purpose and meaning.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Living
The highest of all arts, and the most rewarding, is the art of living.
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Type: Attitude
To laugh often and love much; to win the respect of intelligent persons and the affection of children, to earn the approbation of honest critics; to appreciate beauty; to give of one's self, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--that is to have succeeded.
Motivational Author: Emerson
Type: Success
The biggest determining factor in your success or failure is the PEOPLE YOU HANG AROUND.
Motivational Author: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
The biggest asset that we have is the ‘here and now’. Many people tragically lived in the past or wait for the future to arrive.
Motivational Author: Anthony Robbins
Type: Family
Marriage is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something you get. It's something you do. It's the way you love your partner every day.
Motivational Author: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Happiness
Raising your voice lower your power. Little people talk big. Big ones listen big.
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Type: Proverbs
Reading wise tips creates a vision of great new life.
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Type: Financial
Failing to distinguish between needs and wants keeps many people poor. Think.
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Type: Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Motivational Author: Aesop
Type: Living
A thing that has no value does not exist.
Motivational Author: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Attitude
Feeling sorry for yourself, and you present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have.
Motivational Author: Dale Carnegie
Type: Love
Missing someone gets easier everday. Because, even though it is on day further from the last time you saw each other, it is one day closer to the next time you will
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Type: Compassion
Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
Motivational Author: Buddha