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 1Write your comments | Vote |By: Alan Kay |Type: Humor | 2005-07-14 |
       If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Author: Alan Kay

 2Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-05-31 |
      A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Author: Jessie Jackson

 3Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-20 |
      A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
Author: 

 4Write your comments | Vote |By: Alan Kay |Type: Humor | 2005-07-14 |
      A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Author: Alan Kay

 5Write your comments | Vote |By: Bucket |Type: Humor | 2005-05-22 |
      A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Author: Bucket

 6Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: 

 7Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Author: 

 8Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Author: 

 9Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Author: 

 10Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Author: 

 11Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-05-31 |
      Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Author: unknown

 12Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
Author: 

 13Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Author: 

 14Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Author: 

 15Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Author: Mark Twain

 16Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
Author: 

 17Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
Author: 

 18Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Author: 

 19Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
Author: 

 20Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
Author: 

 21Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
Author: Oscar Levant

 22Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Author: David Letterman

 23Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Author: 

 24Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Author: 

 25Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-21 |
      Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
Author: 

 26Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-08 |
      Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Author: Grenville Kleiser

 27Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2005-04-05 |
      Great experience are even better when they are share!
Author: Calvin

 28Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-08 |
      Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Author: Romain Gary

 29Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      I am no more humble than my talents require.
Author: Oscar Levant

 30Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Author: Groucho Marx

 31Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2005-05-18 |
      I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Author: Tommy Cooper

 32Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-05-31 |
      I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Author: Drew Barrymore

 33Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Author: Oscar Wilde

 34Write your comments | Vote |By: Alice Walker |Type: Humor | 2005-07-15 |
      I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Author: Alice Walker

 35Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      I'm an experienced woman; I've been around... well, alright, I might not've been around, but I've been... nearby.
Author: Mary Richards

 36Write your comments | Vote |By: Anatole France |Type: Humor | 2005-07-15 |
      If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Author: Anatole France

 37Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2005-07-21 |
      If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Author: Randy Gilbert

 38Write your comments | Vote |By:  |Type: Humor | 0000-00-00 |
      It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Author: Mark Twain

 39Write your comments | Vote |By: Tiara |Type: Humor | 2005-07-18 |
      Jesus is like Sugar..
Author: Carolyn

 40Write your comments | Vote |By: ece |Type: Humor | 2004-07-08 |
      Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Author: Og Mandino

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