stupid but Funny Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Type: Emotions
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Quotes By: Aesop
Type: Financial
Credit lengthens life; debt shorten its. To live long, avoid debt.
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Type: Financial
He who learns from his parents to spend less than he earns owes them more than those who inherit fortunes.
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Type: Love
I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Living
Nature knows no pause, but puts her curse on inactivity.
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Type: Career
Find a job for your hands and your nerves will find a job for themselves.
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Type: Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Quotes By: C.T.
Type: Success
'Will' is what creates the energy and courage to create. 'Want,' by itself, just isn't enough.
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Self Improvement
A life is too precious to waste to spend on anything but the best.
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Type: Growth
Action is the real measure of intelligence.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Health
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Friendship
No one is rich enough to be without friends. Make new friends but keep the old. New are silver; old are gold.
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Type: Responsibility
Virtue is persecuted more by the wicked than it is loved by the good.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Success
Defeat is often the first step to success.
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