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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Type: Emotions
When meditation is mastered, the mind is unwavering like the flame of a lamp in a windless place.
Quotes By: Bhagavad Gita
Type: Funny Saying
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Famous Saying
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Living
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Love
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
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Type: Relationship
The greatest need of the handicapped, the backward, and the aged is the need to be needed.
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Type: Friendship
The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but reveal to them their own.
Quotes By: Disraeli
Type: Self Discipline
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Attitude
Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Quotes By: Confucius
Type: Relationship
The greatest gift you and your partner can give your children is the example of an intimate, healthy, and loving relationship.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Determination
The greater the obstacle, the more glory in overcoming it
Quotes By: Moliere
Type: Self Confidence
God created us, but he gave us the power of choice to shape our own lives and fortunes.
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Type: Success
All great decisions were made without complete information, Now is the watchword of the great, the only time there is.
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Type: Self Discipline
It is easy to be brave from a safe distance.
Quotes By: Aesop
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