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Quote Type : Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Type: Living
Many remain poor because they can’t resist buying things they don’t need.
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Type: Self Confidence
We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Attitude
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Success
That self made habit of P.T.O (putting things off) holds more people back more than sickness, lack of brains, lack of capital and opportunities combined.
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Type: Responsibility
Your leisure largely determines your future. Are you investing or wasting it?
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Type: Health
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Funny Quotes
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Emotions
When meditation is mastered, the mind is unwavering like the flame of a lamp in a windless place.
Quotes By: Bhagavad Gita
Type: Funny Saying
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Famous Saying
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Living
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Love
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
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Type: Relationship
The greatest need of the handicapped, the backward, and the aged is the need to be needed.
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Type: Friendship
The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but reveal to them their own.
Quotes By: Disraeli
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