short Funny Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Type: Attitude
Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are kind, but because you are.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Maturing Altruistically
It’s never smart to act better or wiser than those around us.
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Type: Wisdoms
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Attitude
It's better to live with a sad truth than with all the happy progress talk you get up here in the North.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Friendship
Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
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Type: Compassion
That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
Quotes By: William Wordsworth
Type: Proverbs
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more & all good things are yours.
Quotes By: Swedish Proverb
Type: Happiness
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Happiness
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Happiness
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Happiness
Happiness is easy – dwell on things that make you glad; expel all thoughts that make you sad.
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Type: Happiness
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Happiness
Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your gasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
Quotes By: Nathaniel Hawthorne
Type: Happiness
Happiness has little to do with what we have; everything with what we think.
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