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Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
Those who do not think about the future cannot have one.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Attitude
Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
Those who are free of resentful thoughts surely find peace.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Career
Doing what should be done, when it should be done, whether we feel like it or not.
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Type: Famous Saying
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Guard well your thought; the soon become acts. Guard well your acts; they soon become habits. Guard well your habits; they shape your character, your career and your fortunes.
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Type: Attitude
It is well to give when asked, but it is better to give unasked, through understanding.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Compassion
Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Career
Walk away from the 97% crowd. Don't use their excuses. Take charge of your own life.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Personality
Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you don’t like.
Quotes By: Eisnhower
Type: Famous Saying
Woman was God's second mistake.
Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche
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