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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Type: Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Quotes By: Louis Armstrong
Type: Famous Saying
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Determination
Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.
Quotes By: Jesse Jackson
Type: Success
Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Love
Never set a standar in the love your looking for coz you'll end up eating your words. For love comes with the unlikely person and if you ask God why? He will answer: LOVE JUST MOVES IN A MYSTERIOUS WAYS!!!
Quotes By: Judith >"'<
Type: Happiness
You deserve the very best life has to offer. Reach out for it.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Happiness
The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Quotes By: Frank Lloyd.
Type: Personality
The wise ones fashioned speech with their thought, sifting it as grain is sifted through a sieve.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Applause is a receipt, not a bill.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
Practise doesn't make perfect, not is it supposed to. Practise is about increasing your repertoire of ways to recover from your mistakes.
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Type: Famous Saying
I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
Quotes By: Francois-Auguste Rodin
Type: Family
The husband should be blind at times; the wife deaf; both dumb, most of the time.
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Type: Relationship
Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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