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Quote Type : Humor
A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Funny Sayings By : Jessie Jackson
Quote Type : Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Funny Sayings By : unknown
Quote Type : Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Quote Type : Humor
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
Quote Type : Humor
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
Quote Type : Humor
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
Quote Type : Humor
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
Quote Type : Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
Quote Type : Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Type: Attitude
Never talk about your own virtues or others’ faults.
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Type: Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Type: Creativity
A first-rate soup is more creative than a second-rate painting.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Famous Saying
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Self Discipline
We must understand that when a society undermines intellectual freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally bad, but when it represses biological freedom for its own purposes it is absolutely morally good
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Funny Quotes
I am at two with nature.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Attitude
You got to lose to know how to win.
Quotes By: Dream On
Type: Career
Try not to become a man of success but a man of value.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Determination
I don't think anything is unrealistic if you believe you can do it. I think if you are determined enough and willing to pay the price, you can get it done.
Quotes By: Mike Ditka
Type: Self Discipline
Do that thing you planned to do; it’s later than you think.
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Type: Relationship
Look at the weaknesses of others with compassion, not accusation. It's not what they're not doing or should be doing that's the issue. The issue is your own chosen response to the situation and what you should be doing. If you start to think the problem is "out there," stop yourself. That thought is the problem.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Attitude
Its not the size of the dog in the fight... Its the size of fight, in the dog
Quotes By: Dont Need To Know
Type: Unknown
Without the rain, sunshine wouldnt be so appreciated
Quotes By: Not Sure
Type: Self Improvement
You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself
Quotes By: Harry Firestone
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