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Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Women need real moments of solitude and self-reflection to balance out how much of ourselves we give away.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Sports
I learned a lot about life from my little league footbal coach. He said, "Stay centered, stay focused, stay aggressive, and never ever quit!"
Quotes By: Clint Sprague
Type: Unknown
The sane world will always be vunerable to madmen, because we cannot go where they go to conceive of such things.
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Type: Family
Only one unmarried man ever became president of the US. Why? Few single men have goals.
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Type: Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.
Quotes By: Edwin Teale
Type: Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Quotes By: G.W. Hegel
Type: Unknown
Kill one man and your'e a murder, kill a million and your a King, kill them all and your a god.
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Type: Personality
When one has the feeling of dislike for evil, when one feels tranquil, one finds pleasure in listening to good teachings; when one has these feelings and appreciates them, one is free of fear.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Emotions
Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
Quotes By: Jean de La Fontaine
Type: Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Happiness
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Quotes By: Gordon B. Hinckley
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