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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
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All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Type: Attitude
Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservations.
Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood
Type: Attitude
There is no tally sheet in the exchange of small kindnesses; but there is shared memory and, from each person, the assurances of good things to come.
Quotes By: Lady Borton
Type: Famous Saying
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
Quotes By: Ken Olson
Type: Attitude
There is no more noble occupation in the world than to assist another human being - to help someone succeed
Quotes By: Alan Loy Mcginnis
Type: Living
There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval.
Quotes By: George Santayana
Type: Love
There is more hunger for love and appreciation in this world than for bread.
Quotes By: Mother Teresa
Type: Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Quotes By: Carolyn
Type: Living
Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
Quotes By: Alfred Hitchcock
Type: Success
Money is kind of a base subject. Like water, food, air and housing, it affects everything yet for some reason the world of academics thinks it's a subject below their social standing.
Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
Type: Attitude
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
There is in every true woman’s heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
Quotes By: Elisabeth Guizot
Type: Financial
Money is important, but I don't want to spend all my life working for it
Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
Type: Self Discipline
A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
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Type: Celebrity
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
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