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Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Type: Love
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
Quotes By: Cathy Carlyle
Type: Love
Love is a thing, well, its kind of like quicksand:
The more you are in it, the deeper you sink.
And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.
Quotes By: UB40
Type: Attitude
What is a rebel? A man who says no.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Funny Quotes
Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Quotes By: Danny Devito
Type: Love
Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it cannot be seen or measured, yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more joy than any material possession could.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Funny Saying
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Living
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Improvement
In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong, honor that; try to imitate it, and your faults will drop off like dead leaves when their time comes.
Quotes By: John Ruskin
Type: Humor
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Type: Attitude
girls rule but boys...the is another story
Quotes By: me!
Type: Attitude
The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
My first drawings could never have been shown at an exhibition of children’s drawings. I lacked the clumsiness of a child, his naivety.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
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