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Quote Type : Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
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Quote Type : Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Quote Type : Humor
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
Quote Type : Humor
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
Quote Type : Humor
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
Quote Type : Humor
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
Quote Type : Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
Quote Type : Humor
A memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer.
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Type: Attitude
Life is like riding a bicycle, you don't fall off unless you stop pedalling.
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Type: Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Quotes By: Kim
Type: Love
Love is like a star its dazzling to see
Quotes By: Sarah
Type: Love
Love is like a star its dazzling to see
Quotes By: Sarah
Type: Attitude
A man's life is interesting primarily when he had failed – for it's a sign that he tried to surpass himself.
Quotes By: Georges Clemenceau
Type: Success
Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Happiness
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Success
Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
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Type: Success
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Success
Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Success
Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Happiness
work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
Quotes By: Happiness
Type: Self Confidence
There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
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Type: Attitude
Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
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