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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has brought back murder into the home -- where it belongs.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
Funny Sayings By : David Letterman
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Funny Sayings By : John Mendosa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
What's another word for thesaurus?
Funny Sayings By : Steven Wright.
Quote Type : Humor
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.
Funny Sayings By : Daniel J. Boorstin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me.
Funny Sayings By : G.W. Hegel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit.
Funny Sayings By : Enoch Powell
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.
Funny Sayings By : Mark Twain
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Type: Funny Saying
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Living
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a spiritual life.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Self Improvement
In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong, honor that; try to imitate it, and your faults will drop off like dead leaves when their time comes.
Quotes By: John Ruskin
Type: Humor
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Funny Quotes
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Type: Attitude
girls rule but boys...the is another story
Quotes By: me!
Type: Attitude
The virtues, like the Muses, are always seen in groups. A good principle was never found solitary in any breast.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
My first drawings could never have been shown at an exhibition of children’s drawings. I lacked the clumsiness of a child, his naivety.
Quotes By: Pablo Picasso
Type: Love
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
Quotes By: Pearl S. Buck
Type: Happiness
The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping .
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Confidence
The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Financial
The curse of extravagance kills more opportunities than taxes, sickness and hard time.
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Type: Unknown
All wars have innocents
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