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Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Type: Attitude
Effective people are not problem-minded; they're opportunity minded. They feed opportunities and starve problems.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Quotes By: Randy Gilbert
Type: Attitude
Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles.
Quotes By: Bob Richards
Type: Attitude
Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
Quotes By: James Stephens
Type: Creativity
Curiosity is, in great and generous minds, the first passion and the last.
Quotes By: Samuel Johnson
Type: Success
Why wait when you can create?
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Success
Why wait when you can create?
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Attitude
I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Living
I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Dreams
Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.
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Type: Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quotes By: Oliver Herford
Type: Self Discipline
Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quotes By: Ed Gardner
Type: Attitude
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Quotes By: Emerson
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