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Quote Type : Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Quote Type : Humor
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Quote Type : Humor
Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Type: Self Discipline
The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Compassion
In Compassion lies the world's true strength.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Goals
Never part with your dreams. When they’re gone, you might still exist, but you cease to live.
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Type: Growth
Act a part long enough and you’ll become the part.
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Type: Success
Develop success from failures. Discouragement and failure are two of the surest stepping stones to success.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Wealth
To help people most, never share your riches, help them discover their own.
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Type: Self Improvement
To enjoy good health, to bring true happiness to one's family, to bring peace to all, one must first discipline and control one's own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to Enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Chinese Saying
Men grow old, pearls grow yellow, there is no cure for it.
Quotes By: Chinese Proverb
Type: Humor
Tomorrow never come.
Quotes By: Rob
Type: Famous Saying
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quotes By: Voltaire
Type: Living
Time moves slowly, but passes quickly
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Wisdoms
Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Compassion
You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Relationship
Make yourself put up with other’s faults. They put up with yours.
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