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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Quote Type : Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Quote Type : Humor
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Type: Famous Saying
Abstract truth has no value unless it incarnates in human beings who represent it, by proving their readiness to die for it.
Quotes By: Mahatma Gandhi
Type: Self Discipline
Instinct is untaught ability.
Quotes By: Alexander Bain
Type: Entrepreneurism
The secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Quotes By: Benjamin Disraeli
Type: Health
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Wealth
Pride costs more than hunger, cold and thirst. He is richest who pleasures are cheapest.
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Type: Attitude
Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
Peace comes from within: Do not seek it without.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Growth
To welcome a difficulty is to cut its size in half.
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Type: Dreams
Get excited and enthusiastic about you own dream. This excitement is like a forest fire—you can smell it, taste it, and see it from a mile away.
Quotes By: Denis Waitley
Type: Attitude
A principle is the expression of perfection, and as imperfect beings like us cannot practise perfection, we devise every moment limits of its compromise in practice.
Quotes By: Mohandas Gandhi
Type: Creativity
A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write, if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.
Quotes By: Abraham H. Maslow
Type: Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Type: Career
The richest reward from our work is not what we get out of it in wages, but what we become through it.
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