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Quote Type : Funny Saying
When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.
Funny Sayings By : Hilliare Belloc
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Funny Sayings By : Hunter S. Thompson
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Funny Sayings By : Terry Pratchett
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Funny Sayings By : Oliver Herford
Quote Type : Humor
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Zappa
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Type: Growth
I now have one of the better libraries. I admit that I haven't read everything in my library, but I feel smarter just walking in it.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Emotions
Women have an incredible ability to pick up on emotional signals. For example, there are some wolves that are so clever they have learned to dress up like sheep. Man says, 'Looks like a sheep. Talks like a sheep.' Woman says, 'Ain't no sheep!'.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Attitude
From what we get, we can make a living;
what we give, however, makes a life.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Emotions
Great haste makes waste. Adopt the pace of nature. Her pace is patience.
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Type: Attitude
Ennui has made more gamblers than avarice, more drunkards than thirst, and perhaps as many suicides as despair.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
A man has made at least a start on discovering the meaning of human life when he plants shade trees under which he knows full well he will never sit.
Quotes By: D. Elton Trueblood
Type: Love
hEart has its own reason which eyes cannot see..
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Type: Happiness
He is happiest whether rich or poor, who finds happiness in his own home.
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Type: Funny Saying
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Goals
Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul; the blue prints of your ultimate accomplishments.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Friendship
To fish for praise sow the seeds: friendly words and kindly deeds.
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Type: Wisdoms
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Maturing Altruistically
As we grow old…the beauty steals inward.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
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