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Quote Type : Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Type: Growth
If I accept you as you are, you stay that way. If I accept you as the greater person you can become, I help you become greater. We tend to live up to other’s opinion about us.
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Type: Unknown
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Friendship
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
Quotes By: William Hazlitt
Type: Celebrity
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Personality
Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Emotions
Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Quotes By: Fast Food #1!
Type: Goals
First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
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Type: Self Confidence
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. It’s child’s reaction to and adult situation.
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Type: Attitude
Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
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Type: Financial
The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
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Type: Goals
Your ability to set goals and to make plans for their accomplishment is the master skill of success.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Self Improvement
It is better to conquer yourself than to win a thousand battles. Then the victory is yours. It cannot be taken from you, not by angels or by demons, heaven or hell.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Living
It is better to travel well than to arrive.
Quotes By: Buddha
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