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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Funny Sayings By : Ed Gardner
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I went to watch Pavarotti once. He doesn't like it when you join in.
Funny Sayings By : Mick Miller
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Funny Sayings By : Kevin Gildea
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Type: Emotions
We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.
Quotes By: Florence Littauer
Type: Celebrity
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Self Improvement
I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane that leaves in 45 minutes. The traffic is not moving one inch. I am now fascinated - not frustrated, but fascinated. But I must admit, it doesn't work every time.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Funny Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quotes By: Rodney Dangerfield
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Attitude
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
Type: Wealth
Saving money is building a machine that works for us while we sleep, eat, travel, and retire.
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Type: Relationship
Little men, like little pots, quickly boil over. He who angers you conquers you. Keep calm and you control everybody.
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Type: Attitude
Follow Me Im A Bad Influence
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Type: Funny Saying
Once a make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Attitude
I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
I have made it a rule of my life never to regret and never to look back. Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it; it's only good for wallowing in.
Quotes By: Katherine Mansfield
Type: Living
He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.
Quotes By: Buddha
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