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Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Career
We stand or fall by our works. To get to the top, be the best at the bottom.
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Type: Kindness
Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver.
Quotes By: Barbara De Angelis
Type: Friendship
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Friendship
a friend is just like an assignment, if you answer it, pass it, but a true friend will always never be passed.
Quotes By: Jan Laurence Fernan
Type: Living
His mind is dark with stormy riot, directly traced to too much diet. Who ends the day with little food, began next day in happy mood.
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Type: Happiness
Abundance thinking starts and
ends with being grateful
Quotes By: Randy Gilbert
Type: Self Improvement
Just once in your life sit down to think and decide what one thing you want most out of life – what you want to be, or do, or have. Then WRITE IT DOWN.
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Type: Goals
Just once in your life sit down to think and decide what one thing you want most out of life – what you want to be, or do, or have. Then WRITE IT DOWN.
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Type: Attitude
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
Type: Living
You can't live on amusement. It is the froth on water -- an inch deep and then the mud
Quotes By: George MacDonald
Type: Growth
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
Quotes By: Henry Ford
Type: Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Quotes By: Bucket
Type: Happiness
The man worthwhile is the man with a smile!
Quotes By: ece
Type: Financial
All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers
Quotes By: Orison Swett Marden
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