dirty Funny Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Type: Success
The successful man will profit from his mistakes and try again in a different way.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Happiness
Our success and happiness depends partly on our choice of friends, companions, associates, and co-workers. When possible, choose wisely.
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Type: Growth
If I accept you as you are, you stay that way. If I accept you as the greater person you can become, I help you become greater. We tend to live up to other’s opinion about us.
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Type: Unknown
An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you do know and what you don't.
Quotes By: Anatole France
Type: Friendship
To be capable of steady friendship or lasting love, are the two greatest proofs, not only of goodness of heart, but of strength of mind.
Quotes By: William Hazlitt
Type: Celebrity
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Personality
Unity can only be manifested by the Binary. Unity itself and the idea of Unity are already two.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Celebrity
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
Quotes By: David Letterman
Type: Emotions
Cheeseburger is the life of friends in the heart forever till it dies and becomes hamburger. So cherish your fries.
Quotes By: Fast Food #1!
Type: Goals
First build a proper goal; that goal will make it EASY, ALMOST AUTOMATIC, to build a proper you. Striving for a goal develops all the means needed to reach it.
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Type: Self Confidence
Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. It’s child’s reaction to and adult situation.
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Type: Attitude
Bad habits are easy to acquire but hard live with.
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Type: Financial
The habit of saving is in itself one of the most practical of all educations. It develops discipline, foresight, planning, industry, patience, thinking, and even intelligence.
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Type: Goals
Your ability to set goals and to make plans for their accomplishment is the master skill of success.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
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