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Quote Type : Funny Saying
People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what's wrong with it.
Funny Sayings By : Noel Coward
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Jerry Lewis has been married twenty times. He gets married on a Tuesday, they find his wife dead in a swimming pool on Thursday. Maybe if you married someone who's old enough to swin next time, OK Jerry?
Funny Sayings By : Denis Leary
Quote Type : Humor
Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
Funny Sayings By : H.L. Mencken
Quote Type : Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Funny Sayings By : Jimmy Durante
Quote Type : Funny Saying
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.
Funny Sayings By : Louis Armstrong
Quote Type : Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Funny Sayings By : Salvador Dali
Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Type: Goals
Permit no one to dissuade you from pursuing the goals you set for yourselves. Do not fear to pioneer. To venture down new paths of endeavor.
Quotes By: Ralph J. Bunche
Type: Funny Quotes
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Proverbs
Winner never quit, quitter never win.
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Type: Famous Saying
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Attitude
We can never do a kindness too soon because we never know how soon it will be too late.
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Type: Success
We all need someone or something to inspire us to bring out our best.
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Type: Happiness
All we need for lasting happiness is something to be enthusiastic about – a worthy goal.
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Type: Emotions
We all need encouragement. We can live without it just as a young tree can live without fertilizer, but unless we receive that warm nurturing, we never reach our full potential, and like the tree left to itself, we seldom bear fruit.
Quotes By: Florence Littauer
Type: Celebrity
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Self Improvement
I'm on my way to the airport to catch a plane that leaves in 45 minutes. The traffic is not moving one inch. I am now fascinated - not frustrated, but fascinated. But I must admit, it doesn't work every time.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Funny Quotes
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Quotes By: Rodney Dangerfield
Type: Celebrity
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Attitude
I wash my hands of those who imagine chattering to be knowledge, silence to be ignorance, and affection to be art.
Quotes By: Kahlil Gibran
Type: Funny Saying
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Quotes By: Jimmy Durante
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