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Quote Type : Humor
Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
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The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Type: Growth
The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Self Discipline
Yard by yard, all tasks are hard; inch by inch, they’re all cinch.
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Type: Success
Quality questions create a quality life. Successful people ask better questions, and as a result, they get better answers
Quotes By: Anthony Robbins
Type: Attitude
Hungry not only for bread -- but hungry for love. Naked not only for clothing -- but naked for human dignity and respect. Homeless not only for want of a room of bricks -- but homeless because of rejection.
Quotes By: Mother Teresa
Type: Determination
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
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Type: Funny Saying
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
Quotes By: George Carlin
Type: Living
We only live once. But if we live properly one is enough.
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Type: Attitude
Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later win a little more.
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Type: Funny Quotes
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Relationship
Modesty is the surest bait when fishing for praise.
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Type: Family
Poverty is hard master but raise strong children.
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Type: Financial
Economy is half the battle of life. If you spend all you earn as you go, you won’t go far.
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Type: Self Improvement
History is filled with lopsided leaders who neglected the free wisdom available in the wise saying of great men.
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Type: Wealth
Poverty in youth is uncomfortable, but of all the incentives for getting rich, poverty in youth tops the list.
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