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Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Funny Saying
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Quote Type : Humor
Jesus is like Sugar..
Funny Sayings By : Carolyn
Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Type: Attitude
I submit to you that if a man hasn't discovered something he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Living
I submit that an individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Dreams
Pessimism is an investment in nothing; optimism is an investment in hope.
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Type: Funny Saying
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.
Quotes By: Oliver Herford
Type: Self Discipline
Self-discipline is a great time-saver; it is the ability to make yourself work on only those things that are most important to you.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Funny Saying
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
Quotes By: Ed Gardner
Type: Attitude
A man is what he thinks about all day long.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Wealth
Money is the seed of money. The second million comes easier than the first fifty thousand.
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Type: Attitude
Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Relationship
There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it’s never clever for any of us, to criticize the rest of us.
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Type: Maturing Altruistically
Anger is only one letter, and one second away from danger.
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Type: Happiness
There is only one success--to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Quotes By: Christopher Morley
Type: Famous Saying
There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.
Quotes By: Bill Wulf
Type: Humor
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
Quotes By: Salvador Dali
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