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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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Forgive your enemies...but REMEMBER THEIR NAMES!
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Type: Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Quotes By: Peter O'Toole
Type: Famous Saying
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
Quotes By: Cicero
Type: Financial
Most rich men value their work more than their money. Their work make them happy by making them forgot them self.
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Type: Responsibility
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Education
Academic qualifications are important and so is financial education. They're both important and schools are forgetting one of them.
Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
Type: Enthusiasm
Enthusiasm moves the world.
Quotes By: Arthur James Balfour
Type: Relationship
Enthusiasm is the invisible magnet that draws others to your view.
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Type: Famous Saying
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Quotes By: Cato the Elder
Type: Attitude
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
Quotes By: Robert Brault
Type: Living
Every human being is the author of his own health or disease.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Funny Saying
I bought an audio cleaning tape. I'm a big fan of theirs.
Quotes By: Kevin Gildea
Type: Attitude
Nice, how we never get dizzy from doing good turns.
Quotes By: George Bengis
Type: Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Quotes By: unknown
Type: Famous Saying
I worship the quicksand he walks in.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
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