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If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
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Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
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This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
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Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
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Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
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An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
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When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
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The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Type: Humor
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Type: Self Improvement
People seldom improve unless they have models greater than themselves. Adopt a few.
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Type: Attitude
He who sees a need and waits to be asked for help is as unkind as if he had refused it.
Quotes By: Dante
Type: Self Confidence
Always seek a job that seems, at first thought, too big for you – for two reasons. Because you never know what you can do until you try and growth comes only when we are doing – or attempting something difficult or something new.
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Type: Happiness
Life’s royal crown jewels: health and peace of mind. Treat them royally.
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Type: Attitude
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Relationship
If you remind others of their faults, they might correct then; but they’ll never forgive you.
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Type: Humor
Always remember no matter where you go, there you are.
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Type: Humor
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Type: Famous Saying
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Funny Quotes
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Quotes By: Henny Youngman
Type: Friendship
We can pull, but not push, a string, a man, a child, a customer, a friend.
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Type: Growth
I will prepare and some day my chance will come.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
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