clean Funny Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough.
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The author of the Iliad is either Homer or, if not Homer, somebody else of the same name.
Funny Sayings By : Aldous Huxley
Quote Type : Humor
I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television and just be savaged by stuff that belittles their intelligence.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors.
Funny Sayings By : Alice Walker
Quote Type : Humor
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
Funny Sayings By : Anatole France
Type: Living
Half the wisdom of life is eliminating the non-essentials.
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Type: Famous Saying
Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
Quotes By: Rudyard Kipling
Type: Maturing Altruistically
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Quotes By: Edward R. Murrow
Type: Love
Find the person who will love you because of your differences and
not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.
Quotes By: Leo Buscaglia
Type: Family
Make the most of the fact that life is always changing. Change it for the better.
Quotes By: Ralph Marston
Type: Living
Make the most of the best and the least of the worst.
Quotes By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Personality
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
Type: Self Discipline
When the morning's freshness has been replaced by the weariness of midday, when the leg muscles give under the strain, the climb seems endless, and suddenly nothing will go quite as you wish-it is then that you must not hesitate.
Quotes By: Dag Hammarskjold
Type: Famous Saying
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Wealth
Pity the man who is content with what he is doing and thinking – where nothing inside him is urging him to something bigger and better – that bigger and grander man he was meant to be.
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Type: Self Confidence
Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Self Improvement
When the archer misses the mark, he turns and looks for the fault within himself. Failure to hit the bull's eye is never the fault of the target. To improve your aim -- improve yourself.
Quotes By: Arland Gilbert
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