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Quote Type : Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Quote Type : Humor
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
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Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Quote Type : Humor
Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Quote Type : Humor
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Quote Type : Humor
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Quote Type : Humor
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Type: Attitude
A man's life is interesting primarily when he had failed – for it's a sign that he tried to surpass himself.
Quotes By: Georges Clemenceau
Type: Success
Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Happiness
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Success
Success is heavy burden, but not as heavy as failure.
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Type: Success
Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Success
Success is dependent upon the glands; sweat glands.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Success
Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1.
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Happiness
work as if you don't need money,
love as if you've never been hurt,
dance, as if nobody can see you,
sing, as if no one can hear,
live, as if the Earth was a heaven.
Quotes By: Happiness
Type: Self Confidence
There’s hope for every failure, as long as he doesn’t blame others for his fate.
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Type: Attitude
Blondes hav more fun but brunettes can read
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Type: Humor
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Famous Saying
Love is friendship set on fire.
Quotes By: Jeremy Taylor
Type: Wealth
Work is fortunes’ right hand, saving, her left. Learning her first assistant.
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Type: Attitude
A man’s finest hour is when he has worked his heart out in a noble cause and sits down exhausted.
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