Funny wise Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
Life is like an ice cream enjoy it before it melts
Funny Sayings By : Kim
Quote Type : Humor
Great experience are even better when they are share!
Funny Sayings By : Calvin
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Why is it that when men get older they get distingushed, and when women get older they get replaced?
Funny Sayings By : C.T.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Funny Sayings By : Samuel Goldwyn.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.
Funny Sayings By : Charlie Brown
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Funny Sayings By : Robin Williams
Quote Type : Humor
Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
Funny Sayings By : Jim Carey
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Funny Sayings By : Alfred Hitchcock
Quote Type : Humor
When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
Funny Sayings By : Peter O'Toole
Quote Type : Funny Saying
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
Funny Sayings By : Bob Hope
Type: Attitude
Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
There is in every true woman’s heart a spark of heavenly fire, which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity, but which kindles up, and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.
Quotes By: Elisabeth Guizot
Type: Financial
Money is important, but I don't want to spend all my life working for it
Quotes By: Robert Kiyosaki
Type: Self Discipline
A lie is coward’s way for solving a problem or evading a difficulty. Never deceive. When he finds you out, he’ll harm you more than your deceit helped. Nature puts curse on all wrong-doing.
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Type: Celebrity
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Humor
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Quotes By: Romain Gary
Type: Living
Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Happiness
A man is about as happy as he makes up his mind to be
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Attitude
There is a wonderful, mystical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life -- happiness, freedom, and peace of mind -- are always attained by giving them to someone else.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Relationship
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Growth
There is a syndrome in sports called ''paralysis by analysis."
Quotes By: Arthur Ashe
Type: Family
A son is a son till he gets a wife; a daughter is a daughter for the rest of her life.
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Type: Happiness
Guilt is a rope that wears thin.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Self Improvement
There is a great deal of difference between the eager man who wants to read a book, and the tired man who wants a book to read.
Quotes By: G.K. Chesterton
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