Quote Type : Humor
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!
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Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... till you can find a rock.
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Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
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Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
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Don't Take Life Seriously, It Is Not Permanent.
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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Type: Happiness
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection.
Quotes By: Buddha
Type: Attitude
One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than a hundred teaching it.
Quotes By: Knute Rockne
Type: Funny Quotes
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
Quotes By: Dave Barry
Type: Friendship
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Funny Quotes
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
Quotes By: Woody Allen
Type: Living
A chain is no stronger than its weakest link.
Quotes By: Leslie Stephen
Type: Success
You can have success now, or you can have it later. It's entirely up to you
Quotes By: Nisandeh Neta
Type: Growth
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Quotes By: Zig Ziglar
Type: Determination
You can have anything you want ?if you want it badly enough. You can be anything you want to be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.
Quotes By: Abraham Lincoln
Type: Financial
A dozen fine qualities are not enough to make up for the lack of money.
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Type: Creativity
Few men discover their highest powers before the pass on. What tragic waste.
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Type: Determination
You can conquer almost any fear if you will only make up your mind to do so. For remember, fear doesn't exist anywhere except in the mind.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Attitude
All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Career
You can always find reasons to work. There will always be one more thing to do. But when people don't take time out, they stop being productive. They stop being happy, and that affects the morale of everyone around them.
Quotes By: Carisa Bianchi