Funny voice mail Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
I no longer have the fear of being alone. It's cool to find out that you don't need a boyfriend to be happy.
Funny Sayings By : Drew Barrymore
Quote Type : Humor
Tomorrow never come.
Funny Sayings By : Rob
Quote Type : Humor
A frustrated chicken should not vote for Colonel Sanders.
Funny Sayings By : Jessie Jackson
Quote Type : Humor
Black holes are when God tried to divide by zero.
Funny Sayings By : unknown
Quote Type : Humor
Women are nothing but trouble, men are nothing but trouble seekers
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Quote Type : Humor
Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keeps friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment.
Funny Sayings By : Grenville Kleiser
Quote Type : Humor
Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come.
Funny Sayings By : Og Mandino
Quote Type : Humor
Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Funny Sayings By : Romain Gary
Quote Type : Humor
The amount you laugh in your relationships with others is the true measure of the health of your personality.
Funny Sayings By : Brian Tracy
Quote Type : Humor
Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe.
Funny Sayings By : Gordon B. Hinckley
Type: Proverbs
Nothing hits harder nor sticks longer than a wise timely tip.
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Type: Dreams
Nothing has to remain the way it is if that's not the way a person wants it to be.
Quotes By: Azie Taylor Morton
Type: Success
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Goals
Writing down a mere wish works like magic for converting that wish into a goal. And write it down works like dynamite for converting that goal into an actuality – a reality. One minute spend writing it down will do more to bring it about than ten years of dreaming, wishing, and talking about it.
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Type: Success
Nothing can take the place of persistence. Talent will not. Thousands with talent are drifters. Genius will not. Un rewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not. The world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence alone solves all the world’s big problems.
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Type: Success
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
Quotes By: W.W. Ziege
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Quotes By: Melissa Stuart
Type: Attitude
As long as your going to be thinking anyway, think big.
Quotes By: Donald Trump
Type: Attitude
As long as you think the problem is out there, that very thought is the problem.
Quotes By: Stephen Covey
Type: Attitude
So long as we love we serve;
So long as we are loved by others,
I would almost say that we are indispensable;
And no one is useless while they have a friend.
Quotes By: Robert Louis Stevenson
Type: Self Improvement
I saw further ahead than others because I stood on the shoulders of giants.
Quotes By: Newton
Type: Celebrity
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
Quotes By: Groucho Marx
Type: Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Quotes By: Art Buchwald
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