Funny tombstone Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Humor
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people
Funny Sayings By : Randy Gilbert
Quote Type : Humor
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the past and putting taxes on things that haven't been taxed before.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.
Funny Sayings By : Art Buchwald
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.
Funny Sayings By : Arthur James Balfour
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
Funny Sayings By : e. e. cummings
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
Funny Sayings By : Sam Levenson
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Funny Sayings By : Unknown
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Funny Sayings By : Jack Benny
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Funny Sayings By : Gracie Allen
Quote Type : Funny Quotes
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Funny Sayings By : George Burns
Type: Wisdoms
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.
Quotes By: Martin Luther King, Jr.
Type: Attitude
It's better to live with a sad truth than with all the happy progress talk you get up here in the North.
Quotes By: Robert M. Pirsig
Type: Friendship
Your best protection from your enemies is to make them your friends.
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Type: Compassion
That best portion of a good man's life; his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love.
Quotes By: William Wordsworth
Type: Proverbs
Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; hate less, love more & all good things are yours.
Quotes By: Swedish Proverb
Type: Happiness
Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values.
Quotes By: Ayn Rand
Type: Happiness
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
Quotes By: Albert Schweitzer
Type: Happiness
Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities.
Quotes By: Aldous Huxley
Type: Happiness
Happiness is easy – dwell on things that make you glad; expel all thoughts that make you sad.
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Type: Happiness
Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.
Quotes By: Emerson
Type: Happiness
Happiness is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your gasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.
Quotes By: Nathaniel Hawthorne
Type: Happiness
Happiness has little to do with what we have; everything with what we think.
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Type: Proverbs
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Relationship
Troubles are like babies. They grow bigger by nursing. When grief hits, hide it. Hiding it stifles it.
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