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Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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Type: Friendship
no secrets will be keeped, but a friend can be keeped.
Quotes By: Jan Laurence Lavinge
Type: Proverbs
The purest education is condensed into the fewest words.
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Type: Funny Quotes
I can resist anything but temptation.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Family
The parents’ life is children copybook. Two parents teach more than 20 teachers.
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Type: Entrepreneurism
Entrepreneurship is the art of finding profitable solutions to problems.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Funny Saying
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Quotes By: Johnny Carson
Type: Living
A hundred times a day I remind myself that my inner and outer lives are based on the labors of other people,``living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Quotes By: Albert Einstein
Type: Attitude
By appreciation, we make others’ excellencies our own properly.
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Type: Love
What greater thing is there for two human souls that to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be at one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.
Quotes By: George Eliot
Type: Attitude
With great power comes great responsibility.
Quotes By: uncle
Type: Humor
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
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Type: Personality
None preach better than the ant. And he says nothing. He preaches by example.
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Type: Career
The more you take on, the more efficient you become. You only learn how much you can actually do by trying to do too much.
Quotes By: Brian Tracy
Type: Personality
The more you study great men the more you’ll notice wise sayings are their guiders.
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