Funny teen Sayings That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Funny Sayings By : Lopez
Quote Type : Humor
When faced with a challenge remember: This too shall pass - like a kidneystone !
Funny Sayings By : Anne Marie
Quote Type : Funny Saying
better pissed off than pissed on
Funny Sayings By : dad
Quote Type : Humor
Your butt smells like chickenpoo but you sniff it anyway because it's there
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When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
Funny Sayings By : Abraham Lincoln
Quote Type : Humor
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Funny Sayings By : Aesop
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
Smoking can kill. If your dead, youve lost a very important part of your life.
Funny Sayings By : Melissa Stuart
Quote Type : Humor
The real romance is out ahead and yet to come. The computer revolution hasn't started yet. Don't be misled by the enormous flow of money into bad defacto standards for unsophisticated buyers using poor adaptations of incomplete ideas
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Quote Type : Humor
A new point of view is worth 80 IQ points
Funny Sayings By : Alan Kay
Type: Famous Saying
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
Quotes By: Seymour Cray
Type: Humor
When I was young I looked like Al Capone, but I lacked his compassion.
Quotes By: Oscar Levant
Type: Funny Quotes
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Quotes By: Gracie Allen
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
Quotes By: Mel Brooks
Type: Funny Quotes
If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor.
Quotes By: Joan Rivers
Type: Humor
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Quotes By: Oscar Wilde
Type: Goals
If you want to be happy for a day, have a party. If for a week take trip. If for a year plant a garden. If for life find a worthy goal.
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Type: Success
If you want to succeed, do what successful men did. They do what failures don’t like to do; they discipline themselves. The undisciplined life isn’t worth living.
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Type: Living
If you want to know your past - look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future - look into your present actions.
Quotes By: Chinese
Type: Financial
If you want to know the value of money, try borrowing some.
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Type: Relationship
If you want to be liked show more of your faults than of your virtues.
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Type: Success
If you want to know whether you’ll succeed. The test is simple: can you save money? If not, drop out. You’ll fail.
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Type: Attitude
If you want to be enthusiastic, act enthusiastic.
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
Type: Living
If you want to conquer fear, don't sit home and think about it. Go out and get busy
Quotes By: Dale Carnegie
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