Funny teen Saying That Will Put Smile On Your Face
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Quote Type : Funny Saying
If it sells, it's art.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Lloyd.
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door.
Funny Sayings By : Luis Bunuel
Quote Type : Funny Saying
This is either a forgery or a damn clever original.
Funny Sayings By : Frank Sullivan
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Anyone who sees and paints a sky green and fields blue ought to be sterilsed.
Funny Sayings By : Adolf Hitler
Quote Type : Funny Saying
Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea.
Funny Sayings By : John Ciardi
Quote Type : Funny Saying
An amateur is someone who supports himself with outside jobs which enable him to paint. A professional is someone whose wife works to enable him to paint.
Funny Sayings By : Ben Shahn
Quote Type : Funny Saying
When having my portrait painted I don't want justice, I want mercy.
Funny Sayings By : Billy Hughes
Quote Type : Funny Saying
The art galleries of Paris contain the finest collection of frames I ever saw.
Funny Sayings By : Humphrey Davy
Quote Type : Humor
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
Funny Sayings By : Tommy Cooper
Quote Type : Humor
A woman's place is in the kitchen, telling her man how she likes her steak.
Funny Sayings By : Bucket
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great ones make you feel that you too, can become great
Quotes By: Mark Twain
Type: Career
Walk away from the 97% crowd. Don't use their excuses. Take charge of your own life.
Quotes By: Jim Rohn
Type: Attitude
Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.
Quotes By: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Type: Personality
Never waste a minute thinking of anyone you don’t like.
Quotes By: Eisnhower
Type: Famous Saying
Woman was God's second mistake.
Quotes By: Friedrich Nietzsche
Type: Friendship
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Quotes By: Albert Camus
Type: Success
Don't wait. The time will never be just right.
Quotes By: Napoleon Hill
Type: Attitude
Never wait for proper mood to start a thing nor until the spirit moves you. Make your own mood, Move your own spirit.
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Type: Attitude
Don't wait for people to be kind, show them how.
Quotes By: Unknown
Type: Happiness
Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself.
Quotes By: Alice Walker
Type: Maturing Altruistically
Let new thought make you a new man. Be you renewed by the renewing of your mind.
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Type: Creativity
Creativity is not the finding of a thing, but the making something out of it after it is found.
Quotes By: James Russell Lowell
Type: Creativity
Creativity is a central source of meaning in our lives... [and] when we are involved in it, we feel that we are living more fully than during the rest of life.
Quotes By: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Type: Attitude
Creativity is allowing oneself to make mistakes, Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Quotes By: Scott Adams
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